This is a serious platoon. We will be recruiting serious members only. We will be competing in League of Legends, WoW, CS:GO, DOTA, and Starcraft 2. Members will recieve bi-weekly compensation, full benefits (vision, dental, Obamacare, supplemental life), and a personal wet nurse. We plan to have different teams for each game. If you would like to join send a message including your home address. We will send an application and request for your gaming resume to your home address, postage paid. Serious inquiries from SERIOUS MLG pro gamers only, please.

Regards, TikoBrohey

Life's short. Fuck you.

XOXO, DefiantTumTum