[IRON] Faction E-Sports
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Created: 2014-02-27
Rank
50
Score
3,676,523
Skill
735
K/D
3.140
Time
986h 13m
Welcome to Faction E-Sports. The Faction is a badass competitive team that predominantly spawn camp in 10v10 domination.
The Faction’s constituents are some of the toughest motherfuckers this side of the Vanguard; vagabonds, seasoned military sociopaths, Wal-Mart customer service employees & Johnny Hooligan.
Outside of battlefield, Faction members often partake in various forms of debauchery such as monthly cow-flipping tournaments. Yes, flipping. Tipping is easy; it takes a real man to flip that beefcake 360 degrees. I’m talking cow-tail 180’s, bull-monty gainers, 720 angel craters and the world famous Bruce Buffer beef beater 9000. Real men play with their food before they eat it. Fuck science.
*Please note, no animals were injured during these events*
Faction e-sports is currently recruiting MLG pros, 3.00+ KD coupled 1200+ SPM beasts. IF you think you can swing it, contact AmphXR for a tryout. If you waste his time, expect ghastly figures visiting your residence. Hide your kneecaps. We recommend Arc’teryx kneecap protectors - $29.99 only at staples. You’ve been warned.
10v10 Domination & 5v5 Defuse Challengers may contact CrewciiaL, Conskiimask - In that order.
The Faction’s constituents are some of the toughest motherfuckers this side of the Vanguard; vagabonds, seasoned military sociopaths, Wal-Mart customer service employees & Johnny Hooligan.
Outside of battlefield, Faction members often partake in various forms of debauchery such as monthly cow-flipping tournaments. Yes, flipping. Tipping is easy; it takes a real man to flip that beefcake 360 degrees. I’m talking cow-tail 180’s, bull-monty gainers, 720 angel craters and the world famous Bruce Buffer beef beater 9000. Real men play with their food before they eat it. Fuck science.
*Please note, no animals were injured during these events*
Faction e-sports is currently recruiting MLG pros, 3.00+ KD coupled 1200+ SPM beasts. IF you think you can swing it, contact AmphXR for a tryout. If you waste his time, expect ghastly figures visiting your residence. Hide your kneecaps. We recommend Arc’teryx kneecap protectors - $29.99 only at staples. You’ve been warned.
10v10 Domination & 5v5 Defuse Challengers may contact CrewciiaL, Conskiimask - In that order.