Oh my goodness, oh my damn
Oh my goodness, they goin' ham

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin' ham
Damn, damn, damn!

I wish you could smell what I'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Damn, damn, damn!

Crispety crunch
Damn, look at the bacon
Damn, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Damn, damn, damn!

Ghetto grocery bag
Damn, the cheese is oozin'
Damn, let's do this
Damn, damn, damn!

Do you wanna know the difference
Between a weak burger
And a burger that has strength?
A burger that has strength

A weak burger, you can chew and still talk
A burger with strength, you chew
And the meat just absorbs all the space
And all the air possible all in your throat
To the point that if you wanted to start talkin'
Nothin' but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm
Is comin' out
Word

Skimmalarinky dinky dink
Skimmalarinky doo
I love you, you-you, you
(Oh my damn)

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin' ham
Damn, damn, damn!

I wish you could smell what I'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Damn, damn, damn!

Crispety crunch
Damn, look at the bacon
Damn, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Damn, damn, damn!

Ghetto grocery bag
Damn, the cheese is oozin'
Damn, let's do this
Damn, damn, damn!