http://www.theonion.com/article/biologists-confirm-god-evolved-from-chimpanzee-dei-35755 [theonion.com]

Welcome new Mmembers

Science Curse you, Praise pythagoras.

In God we trust, All others must show data.

Engineers, solving problems you didn't know you have, In ways you can't understand.

Well...Technically
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You might appreciate this...
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Heh
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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? two. one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.

Your momma is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Winning due to a technicality
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

NaCl
-------
NaOH
Red Alert Red Alert
The Base is under A Salt.

IF you're not part of the solution,you're part of the precipitate

Most Mad scientists are actually just mad engineers