A platoon built on banter, scottishness and teamwork.

here at the highlanders we welcome all.

we have a little bit of something for everyone.

we except rouges, misfits, crazies, nomads, freaks and circus acts, we do not discriminate.

sing up now and get a free bag'o'weed

the only thing we are missing that will make your night perfect is some good old anal lube.