Presentation

Hello peasants! I greet you from my yacht, where I am currently enjoying the sun off the French Riviera. My interests are Formula One racing and sunbathing in raw seal oil. Occasionally I filthy my presence with you heathens long enough to defecate down your throats in this game called BF4. Every time I close the game, I wipe my ass with the hard drive and toss it into the ocean so I can have a fresh start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsaW5wLHY64