http://i.imgur.com/HU8QaJX.gif
Me:
http://rubberchick.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/d3.jpg
(with my favorite dial up network on the wall)

My config (90-110 FPS on 64 server, FULLULTRA settings):

- Noname motherboard
- AMD 386 DX-40MHz
- ULSI DX/DLC 387 [40 MHz] (co-processor)
- 8x1mb SO-DIMM ram
- Trident TVGA8900D 512Kb
- 200 Mb winchester
- DOS6.22, Norton Commander & Windows 3.11


http://g.bf3stats.com/pc/1RTL4db2/Hoffman_deluxe.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmIQspCHHE8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lp8hj_hA8

and finally the best of the best ever:
http://youtu.be/H2i3O7jh2ss?t=1m48s




salute ... retards