Presentation

”There will not be peace until access to the kebab is universal”

“If I had a pound for every kebab I’ve eaten, the economy would be in a better state.”

“Our words are just crumbs that fall down from the kebab of the mind.”



“Dumbledore fixed him with an urgent stare: ‘Harry, the final Horcrux is in this kebab. If you eat it then He Who Cannot Be Named will die’.”

-J.K. Rowling



“One must acknowledge the contribution that the kebab has made to this nation.”

~Queen Elizabeth II



“And the LORD said ‘place the meat upon a spit, that the multitude may eat of it. I am the LORD’.”

~God, The Bible