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СУНУЛ ВЫНУЛ

ПУТИН НАУЧИТ ТЕБЯ ЛЮБИТЬ РОДИНУ

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Chechen rebels blow themselves up when they hear Putin’s true name.
When Putin was little, he broke a cup. The spilled water turned into oceans and the splinters became continents.
Putin once built a fully functional MiG when he was 5, and proceeded to shoot down 16 American spy planes.
A spoon that Putin ate from can heal cataracts and glaucoma. A fork that Putin ate from can slay a vampire with one stab.
If Putin walks in the forest at night and wants to take a nap, bears come to serve as blankets while he sleeps.
When Putin smiles, a child is born in Russia. If the smile is wider than usual, expect twins. When he is sad, the national suicide statistics go up.
Pluto stopped being classified as a planet because Putin once commented on how silly its name was during a dinner with the top astronomers